Mission One’s commentary:
There are certain places you shouldn’t be touching!
By the way, the ribbon tying her hair back is actually a strap.
I’m not sure what the awesome sword gig Pea is referring to is, if it is supposed to be a specific title.
Also, yes, the “Touching is Good” ad campaign for Dee S. was incredibly awkward. I wonder how this read in Japanese, as I believe the ad campaigns for her were different there.